Yes, We're Still Here.

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/04/2010 10:38:00 AM | 2 comments »

The few of you that come to the site might have noticed we haven't exactly had any posts in weeks. No, we're not giving up. I've just had no computer.

You see, for about the millionth time over the last five years, I had to take my laptop into the Geek Squad at Best Buy to be fixed. The screen and keyboard were pretty much separated. Yes, a few drunken nights likely caused this. Anyway, they couldn't fix this problem and had to send it into Dell.

About three weeks later, I've heard nothing about the status of the computer, and the Cubs fan in me says I still won't see it for awhile. Usually my Cubs sense of doom proves to be pretty accurate. But, I can promise you will be back and on a serious post binge as soon as possible. In fact, I'm going to start working on a post on this public computer right now. The problem with that of course is looking at 18-year-old bikini girls on a computer in public is a bit creepy...

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Olivia Munn Is Maxim-izing Her Hotness Opportunities

Posted by Matt Clapp | 12/16/2009 01:00:00 AM | , | 0 comments »


The main goddess of video game ubernerds these days is Olivia Munn, and she's given those dorks quite a nice 2009. After recently being featured in Playboy, Olivia is now on the cover of the January 2010 issue of Maxim. It's nice to see Olivia realizes she's got a terrific thigh talent and is showing it off more and more.

Put down your Xbox controller and cheetos; check out the Maxim pictures:



UPDATE: G4TV, the channel Olivia Munn co-hosts Attack of the Show on, contacted me with this great behind the scenes video of the Maxim photoshoot. The video even includes the lovely Sara Jean Underwood:


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You have to wonder if Patriots fans will continue to let Pat jump into the stands.

Rhode Island State Police said they’ve arrested 14 people for prostitution-related crimes since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution, including a man who plays the New England Patriots’ mascot.

State police said Friday that since last month, they have arrested eight men, five women and one 17-year-old girl for prostitution or for procurement of sexual conduct for a fee.

Law enforcement sources told NBC 10 one of the johns who tried to pay for sex with a prostitute was 47-year-old Robert Sormanti of Warwick. He is one of several people who plays the Pat the Patriot mascot.
Link("Man Who Plays Patriots Mascot Arrested In Prostitution Sting"-TurnTo10.Com)

I've really got nothing to add. It's just... too easy.

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I keep telling myself this can't be real. Regardless, it's a bit disturbing. Mix the elements of rednecks, guns, and booze, and this is what you get:




Hat tip to Amy K. Nelson for making me aware of this video.

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Best(Or Worst). Headline. Ever.

Posted by Matt Clapp | 12/09/2009 04:19:00 PM | , , | 1 comments »

That's on Fox News' website. Wow.

H/T Sarah Spain

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