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The Mess That Is Cold Pizza, Errr..First Take

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/29/2008 09:37:00 AM

Dana Jacobson doing her best Kyle Orton impression.

With our sports addiction, Rad and I sit around the condo watching First Take just about everyday on ESPN2. Have we really even liked the show… ever? I don’t know, but it’s live sports talk, and I need that more than Lindsay Lohan needs the booger sugar. Well I’m sitting here watching this now, and it’s really a hysterical disaster. It’s impossible to take Dana Jacobson seriously after her drunken, controversial scene at a recent comedy roast for fellow ESPN employees Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic, hosts of the radio program Mike And Mike In The Morning.
Still, however you view that(I don‘t condone some of the comments she made, but at least got a good laugh out of her chugging a bottle of Belvedere on stage), it still doesn’t compare to the crackhead Skip Bayless. If I had to choose between putting a muzzle on Hannibal Lecter, or Skip Bayless, I definitely go with Skippy. He’s still convinced that LeBron James isn’t good , his Cavs provide an “A-” supporting cast, and says that was the main reason they went to the finals last year. That’s all that needs to be said. It’s to the point where I’m convinced he doesn't really believe half the shit that comes out of his mouth, and just wants to rile up the other sports “expert“ he‘s arguing with. I’m sure we’ll be bringing more Bayless banter to the table in the near future…like tomorrow. Oh, and that Sage Steele is a bitch.