We can all count on The Cobra for at least 30 ludicrous comments a week. I happened to catch one this morning while at the gym. "Roger Clemens has been the most pathetic fall from grace ever. Less tragic than OJ since he murdered someone, but more pathetic. 3 months ago he was the biggest icon in sports. Actually let me preface that, he was the biggest icon in white sports."
Skip was doing so well until the last two sentences. Then in classic Cobra form he goes and just blows all logic out of the water. The biggest icon in white sports. Are you fucking kidding me Skip? Since when did icons get divided by race? Nationality maybe, but race? Slow your role crap eater. Oh yeah lest we forget about Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Steve Nash, oh yeah and a guy named Tiger.
A portion of the county hates Clemens because of his Yankees ties. Another portion of the country hates Clemens because because he's Clemens. That's before we even get to the fact that he's washed up at this point in his career and the only reason anybody has watched the last two seasons was because he is chasing milestones.
Oh the best part of Skip's comment was his defense using a quote from the movie Major League, "Forget the curveball Ricky, throw him the heater." Oh you mean Major League the move from 19 fucking 86. 22 years ago Skip??? You idiot.