Mercury Morris Spontaneously Combusts | Sharapova's Thigh

Mercury Morris was found dead in his hotel room this morning. Apparently his head exploded in the midst of his celebrating the Giants Super Bowl victory. Other guests at the hotel heard Morris screaming "Perfection!! We are the best team ever. Long live the Fins!!" There was a loud pop that many mistook for the popping of another champagne bottle. It was not another champagne bottle, but the skull of Morris erupting like Mt. Vesuvius. His brains were found scattered throughout the room.