Non-sports reasons for Y-Chromosomers to watch TV: Aubrey O'Day | Sharapova's Thigh

I have quite the laundry list of guilty pleasures. Thankfully this has benefits. The next time you have the option of watching a MEAC basketball game or watching something "girly" you might choose the latter.

It is only appropriate that the maiden voyage of the article takes place on Super Bowl Sunday. The end of NFL season typically signals a slow down in our TV habits. Baseball is still a couple months away, and I'm sure that many of yourfind yourselves wondering, "What the hell am I supposed to do with my time?"

Diddy is responsible for a lot of cool things in this world; Sean John Jeans, reminding all of us that any schlep can run a marathon, beats hotter than Cholula. At the top of that list right now is Danity Kane, from MTV's Making the Band 3. Danity Kane is fronted by the vivacious Aubrey O'Day. Currently Aubrey can be seen Monday nights on MTV's Making the Band 4.

What is there not to like about this girl? She loves the bottle, she loves to put all of her assets on display, she shakes her hips like crazy, plus there's a good chance she might be crazy. Flirtatious doesn't even begin to describe Aubrey. She knows how to work "it". Whatever X-factor it is that super hot people have, Aubrey has it oozing out of every pore.

Some critics might suggest that Aubrey has a little bit of a horse face and sometimes does the hooker make-up thing, but dammit I don't care. None of us are perfect, plus she might have hottest torso on television, look at the way this girl flaunts her stuff:
Aubrey represents all that pure and good about American television. She is living proof that there is hope for all of us. I mean honestly, Tom Brady is good looking but would you rather have him or Aubrey in your dreams every night? To quote a good friend of mine only 6 words go through my mind when I think of Aubrey: "I want to touch.....a lot." Hopefully I've convinced some of you to expand your television watching habits, and if I haven't have fun looking at Tyler Hansbrough.


Aubrey's Rating: Four Sharapova's