Non-sports reasons for Y-chromosomers to watch TV: Kelly Carlson | Sharapova's Thigh

I have quite the laundry list of guilty pleasures. Thankfully this has benefits. The next time you have the option of watching a MEAC basketball game or watching something "girly" you might choose the latter.

Pleasures don't get much guiltier than Nip Tuck. This show is objectively awful, but then again so is crack-cocaine. You start watching and you can't freaking turn away. You become ashamed of yourself and all of the sudden you feel like flogging yourself. Then Kelly Carlson, Kimber in the show, pops up on screen and you automatically start flogging something else. You can catch Kelly and the whole Nip Tuck crew Tuesday nights at 10 on F/X.

In Nip Tuck Kimber is a trip and a half. She used to be a model and porn star. She has dated both of the main male characters and she is now married to the adopted son of those same two male characters (don't ask, its complicated). Bottom line: Her character is off her rocker. What's not to like?

Outside of Nip Tuck Kelly single handedly made The Marine, starring WWE meathead John Cena, worth watching. Growing up she was a nationally ranked amateur equestrian rider, and to this day she enjoys horseback riding. Are you freaking joking me? She likes horseback riding? Could this get any better? Oh yeah and did I mention that she is from Minneapolis which means she falls squarely into the Viking Princess category.
I mean what can critics even say about Kelly? Her hair is short? If that's the case you're stupid. She's more delicious than creme brulee, and loves me some creme brulee.

Kelly's rating: 4.5 Sharapova's