On the way to get it checked out, more details to follow. He got kicked out of the bar and fell down drunk last night, so I assume that's what caused it. He just crawled out of here and down the stairs. This time, it's really not a joke, seriously. Thankfully, we just signed Yossarian to replace him. Feel free to roast him.

Update...
Just got a text from Rad. The ankle is broken! Sucks to be him. But seriously, we hope for a speedy recovery dude.