What Glenn Humplik Is To Tom Green... | Sharapova's Thigh

Brooks is to my(and Rad's) apartment. He's always around. I suppose you could say he's our "sidekick" here. He passes out drunk just about every night on our couch or the broken recliner, then hangs around the next day for hours playing NBA 2K8 on Xbox 360. Today is a PRIME example of this. I kid you not, he's been playing the game nonstop since 10 AM MT, and it's now 11:30 PM MT. You do the math(because I can't, but it seems like a lot). This won't be the last you'll be hearing about Brooks. If he wants to keep passing out at our apartment, eating our food, drinking our drinks, watching our tv, playing video games on our tv, puking on my bathroom floor and wall, and mainly just being a complete douche, we will be making fun of him for a long time. So, say hi to Brooks. He says "hi" back, as he bricks another 3 foot jumper with Robert Swift in the 8th year of his NBA 2K8 franchise.

Update(2/2/01, Exactly Midnight)...
Brooks was tied 59-59 with 30 seconds to go in the game, and the 360 froze! Sharapova's Thigh Karma!