East Region 2nd Round: Sara Jean Underwood (4) vs. Lisa Dergan (5) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD MOVES ON TO THE SWEET 16!

Finally the second round is here!! Might as well start things out with a matchup that ensures to be very competitive.

Sara Jean Underwood
This Oregon beauty might be short in stature, but she comes up long in every other category including the prestigious What She Does to My Wiener category. Yes she's the second ever Playmate of the Year from Oregon State. Yes she's from a fellow member of the Derek Anderson fanclub. She makes me think some of the happiest damn thoughts a man can.

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Lisa Dergan
Lisa's got the naughty factor going for her. She has the TV personality going for her. She's got a high profile relationship with a marginal professional athlete. All that being said...I know I could beat up Scott Podsednik. Is there any chance that she isn't cheating on him? I'm just wondering. I volunteer in the event she's looking for a nominee.