It's 8 AM Here | Sharapova's Thigh

It's 8 AM Here

Posted by Matt Clapp | 3/12/2008 08:01:00 AM | , , ,

I haven't slept, and I'm still a little drunk. I'm also horny, so any average to good-looking females out there... shoot me an e-mail or call me if you're in the Northern Colorado area. We'll make the necessary arrangements.
I have jackshit going on today, the New Belgium Brewery opens in less than 2 hours, and it looks like Brooks and I will be making the trek there to get free beer samples. We'll probably just stay in downtown Fort Collins for the rest of the day, and I'll probably come back on here later and make another post like this. I'm really pissed off that the polls still aren't coming up(that's what she said). Last I knew, Beckinsale, Kournikova, and Bilson were winning. If this shit doesn't get fixed by today, I'll give them the wins and we'll try to find another poll website for the remaining games.