Midwest Region 1st Round: Kate Beckinsale (4) Vs. Natalie Portman (13) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: KATE BECKINSALE ADVANCES TO THE 2ND ROUND!

British bombshell Kate Beckinsale can make me sit through any one of her objectively horrible movies anytime. Have any of you seen Underworld: Evolution? I have, at least 20 times. This might be one of the worst movies made in the last 20 years except for one detail: KB. She might change her hair like coin machine, but my boner never changes how it feels about her.














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Natalie Portman. Not much to say except wowwie!! If you are a male under the age of 40 and have not had a huge crush on Natalie at some point in your life you are lying to yourself. She has this certain downhome quality, even though she went to Harvard, that everybody can embrace. Something tells me that this matchup will come down to whether Natalie's recent "controversial" appearances in the news make you pitch a tent or want to vomit.