Midwest Region 2nd Round: Angelina Jolie (3) vs. Keira Knightley (6) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS A PART OF THE SWEETEST 16 THIGHS!

One super sultry. One super sweet. Who you throwin down on?


Angelina Jolie
angelina jolie
It shouldn't take much effort for me to explain Angelina's hotness. She is on the cover of a magazine every damn day, whether it's her kids, Brad, some humanitarian effort, her lips, her boobs, her ass . . . . yep I just splurged all over the screen. Anyway, she is about as luscious as ladies come, that doesn't go to say that she's a luscious cummer, but use your imagination.
Are you the One they call Beowulf?
vs.
Keira Knightley


keira knightley

She stole our hearts playing the role of Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean. Here is what a conversation with Keira might go like:
Keira: "Oh hey would you like some tea and crumpets."
Men: "Yeah only if I can use your back as a table while we eat them naked."
Ok maybe not, plus she's too much a sweetheart for that. She is the respectable, classy, girlfriend type. All that goes to say that I'd love to corrupt her because she's corrupted Righty Tighty a lot over the years.