Midwest Region 2nd Round: Maria Sharapova (1) vs. Salma Hayek (8) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: MARIA SHARAPOVA IS IN THE SWEET 16!

The Thigh Goddess faces some stiff competition in the second round, how will she fare?


Maria Sharapova
What can I say? Thigh Goddess. Smile. Bod. Tall. Athletic. I'm stopping there because anything else would trivialize her.

vs.
Salma Hayek

salma hayek


Salma is busty and beautiful, plus she has an accent. I think it something to do with a foreign country, not sure though. Her roles next to Banderas in Desperado and Once Upon a Time in Mexico are breathtaking. Playing the helpless Rita in Wild Wild West got me erect. Basically she has goods....a lot of them.