West Region 1st Round: Anna Kournikova (2) Vs. Amanda Beard (15) | Sharapova's Thigh


The original cutie pie, Anna Kournikova has captured the imagination of male audiences for almost 12 years now (how time flies). Does the fact that she was an awful tennis player really bother anybody? We know that she always looks phenomenal, but perhaps more intriguing is her refusal to get married. She has been rumored to be with a bevy of male celebs. Unfortunately I'm not included in this list. She declines to recognize marriage as part of her past, present, or future. So good news guys, there's still hope for all of you.

Anna Kournikova


The preeminent female breaststroker in America, Amanda Beard. Amanda's breasts tend to set off an epidemic of stroking among the male population. She has been in the sports spotlight from a younger age than her 1st round opponent. She took home two Olympic medals as a 14 year old in Atlanta. Since then she's progressed onto greater endeavors such as an FHM cover, the spokeswomen for GoDaddy.com, and a Playboy cover. Can you find enough nudie pictures online to pull off this colossal upset?
Amanda Beard