The last spot in the Elite 8 is up for grabs in this matchup of one lady that made us masturbate as adolescents and one that makes us masturbate as grown men.
I can make some cheesy remarks about how Electrafying Carmen is, or about how she sends a jolt of Electracity into any room that she enters, but I'll refrain. I remember back in the 90's when I heard Jenny McCarthy wasn't going to be on Singled Out anymore. I was heartbroken, and wondered if it would even be worth watching the cheesy MTV dating game show following her departure. Then I saw the girl replacing Jenny, Carmen Electra, and immediately got an erecta. Being the horny just-entering puberty teenager that I was, I watched that show everyday, and felt like a kid in a candy store when I found out that she had appeared naked in Playboy. I also remember wondering why it was snowing in my pants.
Jessica BielJessica became famous from her role on the WB's 7th Heaven. That, coupled with the fact that she was just beginning to enter the prime of her hotness got her plenty of opportunities to appear on the big screen. She's been in movies such as the Cape Cod League baseball/romantic comedy Summer Catch, the remake of the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the comedy with Adam Sandler and Kevin James called I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. Some think the muscle she packed on for Stealth is unbecoming. I'm not one of those people. She has a remarkably impressive list of rankings on hot chicks lists: Esquire Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2005, #1 on Stuff Magazine's "100 Sexiest Women" #5 in the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100", and #5 on AskMen.com's 2007 "Top 99 Women".