East Region Sweet 16: Jessica Alba (1) vs. Sara Jean Underwood (4) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: JESSICA ALBA MOVES ON TO THE ELITE 8!

In my humble opinion the most intriguing match up of the Sweet 16. For my money the winner of this matchup is the tournament favorite.


Jessica Alba


You know her, you love her, you want her, you've forgiven her for playing opposite Dane Cook in Good Luck Chuck. And Fantastic 4. And other Fantastic 4. But I mean come on, when you look like that you can screw up as many times in your life as you want and still be set for the rest of your life. I just hope some of that screwing is saved for me. GOULET!!


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Sara Jean Underwood





This Oregon beauty might be short in stature, but she comes up long in every other category including the prestigious What She Does to My Wiener category. Yes she's the second ever Playmate of the Year from Oregon State. Yes she's from a fellow member of the Derek Anderson fanclub. She makes me think some of the happiest damn thoughts a man can. All I know is that Hef has seen a lot of beauties in his day so his opinion counts for a lot. Making her the Playmate of the Year gives her a lot of cred.