Yeah, so you can probably figure out why she's in the Sharapova's Thigh Hot Ladies Tournament. I could go on and on for hours, but I'll just make it quick... Maria is a tennis superstar, and REALLY hot. We worship her thigh. And to quote Poorly Acquitted's blog on Maria's 2nd round game, "I'm stopping there because anything else would trivialize her."
UPDATE: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS IN THE ELITE 8!Maria Sharapova
Jennifer Love HewittThe prototype horror movie chick: giant tits, tight ass, terrible actress, nice scream, and a clumsy dumbass. We saw her put all of those characteristics on display in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies. I only wish one of the things that I know she did last summer was me, HEY-O!