Midwest Region Sweet 16: Maria Sharapova(1) Vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt(5) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS IN THE ELITE 8!

Maria Sharapova
Yeah, so you can probably figure out why she's in the Sharapova's Thigh Hot Ladies Tournament. I could go on and on for hours, but I'll just make it quick... Maria is a tennis superstar, and REALLY hot. We worship her thigh. And to quote Poorly Acquitted's blog on Maria's 2nd round game, "I'm stopping there because anything else would trivialize her."




Jennifer Love Hewitt
The prototype horror movie chick: giant tits, tight ass, terrible actress, nice scream, and a clumsy dumbass. We saw her put all of those characteristics on display in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies. I only wish one of the things that I know she did last summer was me, HEY-O!