This Is A Very Sad Day At The Thigh | Sharapova's Thigh

Our Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova, has been defeated in the Sweet 16 of the Hot Ladies Tournament. Maria, I had nothing to do with it sweetheart. I voted for you. I thought you were a shoe-in for the Elite 8 at least.
Maria was defeated by #5 seed Jennifer Love Hewitt, who will face the winner of the Alyssa Milano(2)/Keira Knightley(6) game in the Elite 8.
Additionally, Megan Fox(3) continued to dazzle with another blowout, as she took down #2 seeded Anna Kournikova. Megan will face either Shannon James(4) or Aida Yespica(9) in the Elite 8.

Maria, it was a nice run...