West Region Sweet 16: Anna Kournikova(2) Vs. Megan Fox(3) | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: MEGAN FOX IS IN THE ELITE 8!

I figured to honor our sweetest 16 thighs, and to make sure the women have enough hotness evidence to assist your vote, we'd go with 2 pictures for each lady the rest of the way.

Anna Kournikova
Anna laid the groundwork for female hotties like Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic on the tennis court. Well, I bet Helen Keller could have been every bit as good at tennis as Anna was, but she looked so damn hot out there on the court that nobody cared or even noticed. I mean, she was on SportsCenter more than anybody in women's tennis, probably more than anybody in women's sports at that time, and the only thing she ever won was the heart of every male viewer around the world. I remember the days when she was the top search on Google, and I certainly contributed to that. We'll never have the statistical evidence to prove it, but I'd be willing to bet that Anna gave me more pants tents than any girl in the late 90's to early 2000's. I still have a crush on her. Did you know she's only 26? If she ever wants to come out of retirement and work on that tennis stroke, I'll let her practice by smacking my balls around any day.


Megan Fox


Megan's probably been the most impressive performer in this tournament so far, with two absolutely dominating performances, one of which was our only shutout of the tournament against Joumana Kidd. People thought she might go down to a veteran in Halle Berry, but she proved that she's ready for the pressure involved on the treacherous journey that is the "Road To The Thighnal Four".
Her run certainly isn't a surprise to me though. I mean, look at those eyes. She has the best eyes I've ever seen, seriously. If Megan were better known, she's a #1 seed. At 21, she's skyrocketing up hot ladies charts everywhere after her role as Mikaela Barnes in the blockbuster film Transformers. Maxim ranked her #18 on their "Hot 100" list of 2007, one spot behind the Thigh Goddess. You can see she has a tattoo in the top picture, and she has five overall: "I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie." Whoa. The Brian she is referring to is one Brian Austin Green, and they are engaged. Yep, David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. That bastard.


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