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13 year old steals his dads credit card...

Posted by Steve Wisniewski | 5/10/2008 06:19:00 PM

What was the thing you wanted most in the world when you were 13? I think I wanted a Nintendo and maybe a sweet bike. Well this kid has his sights set high and he's all about the hookers and XBox 360.

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A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


Now if this article isn't funny enough, there are 2 amazing sub points here.

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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.


I'm going to step out on a limb and say this is what they're calling midgets/dwarves/little people/vertically challenged people. Has this country turned into that much of a bunch of PC pussies? When are paraplegic people going to be referred to as "people with restricted walking capabilities"? I don't mean to sound like a dick, but seriously. Do people with E.D have penis's with restricted growth?

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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


I don't think I have to add much to this for it to be funny, but I will say that little Ralph is on the right track to become a politician.

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