To all of you who read "The Thigh" I'd like to wish you a Happy Memorial Day. Hopefully you got to eat some BBQ, drink some beer and watch a Cubs victory... I know I did. And you know what? If you don't root for the Cubs or didn't watch their triumphant defeat of the Dodgers well then... fuck right the hell off. Just kidding, I hope everyone has a safe and happy Memorial Day.

P.S - Damn did it feel good not to have to work today.