Posted by FlyAtTheThigh | 6/29/2008 02:46:00 PM | commercials, Haley Wilde, Too stupid to even label
And I just keep on keeping on. For this post, we've got Ms. Haley Wilde. That may not even be how to spell her name. Do you really care?
I just saw another ri-fucking-diculous commercial while watching Fox Sports Net. Apparently they have some sort of athlete golf challenge thing happening in the near future. The commercial asks me "Which sport's athletes are the best golfer?". They then listed groups of 4 from the various sports...basketball, baseball...whatever.
The answer to this question, though, is simple. Have you figured it out yet? Or are you still ogling Ms. Wilde? I don't even know if ogling is a word, but it seems to fit, no?
The answer is golf. Golf's athletes are the best golfers. This commercial is like Yossarian asking "Which Thigh Blogger has a gay love affair with cats" and then listing every member except for him.
I am not happy with the shoddy state of American commercials. Every time I see one of those "most outrageous commercials" specials, they involve European commercials and nudity. We get fully-clothed crap.
Odds are good this is the last time Clapp leaves me as weekend editor. Maybe he'll start disabling my account when he leaves...or maybe I could disable his now...hmm?