Got this from FireJoeMorgan, who got it from Jerry Crasnick. It's...vintage? Is that the word? Typical maybe? I'm just glad this nonsense is happening to a team not named "Cubs".

"Junior has given a lot to this game and this city," Baker said. "You go look at his body and his injury list, and he's left a lot of bones, muscles, tendons and ligaments out on that field. You dig up that field, and there's a lot of Junior bones in it."

Oh, Dusty...