You know, school is about to start back for me. That means any number of things. I'll be buying trapper keepers (because I'm 6), binders, notebooks, and condoms in preparation for another year of learning. But the unfortunate side-effect of this trip to the Utopia that is the University of South Carolina School of Law (I'm a genius, and I'm 6. And I think that's a misplaced comma) is that I'm not going to have the same amount of time to "get my drink on".
And that's where this tasty treat comes in. Next time you're sitting there and wondering "is it the right time to drink?", crack open a Beer :30. You see, with Beer :30, anytime is the right time.
Getting past the awesomeness that is their catch-phrase, we have to turn to the unfortunate issue that is the taste. When I bought this tasty treat from the local liquor store, one of the clerks told me that this drink reminded him of Amstel Light. I don't know about all that...I'm not a huge fan of Amstel Light by any means but that comparison doesn't seem to hold water. Maybe the Amstel light that the clerk at the store had partaken in before was poured through the dirty ass crack of a bum with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. If that were the case, I guess the comparison would hold water. Maybe.
The good news is that this beer is cheap. Dirt cheap. It only comes in 30 packs (that I've seen) and they cost somewhere between 14 and 15 dollars (in South Carolina). I figure that price could be lower in more developed states as we still transport our alcohol via covered wagon. So if you want some cheap, cheap piss, then Beer :30 is the drink for you. And for you health nuts, I think it only comes in "Light".
And remember...2 AM? 6 AM? 3:30 PM in the middle of a rough day in the office? -Anytime- is the right time.