After I get home from a long day of fighting crime and/or drinking, I often find myself wanting a tasty treat. Today, the tasty treat of choice was a super-duper pizza roll. Alas, I did not know how to make such a thing. What sort of of cheese should I use? How many pepperonis should go on it? These are horrendous obstacles standing in between me and the greatest Italian Sensation not named Monica Bellucci!!! Wait...what is that in the distance? Oh yes...oh thank God...my feast, she's saved!