I can promise you, it's a bad idea. If I could rent a USC Song girl, she wouldn't go back the same. For starters, she would think less of men in general. Not because I'd be a jackass...I would offer her the finest fast food choices that the area provided. But in...other areas...I think that she'd be disappointed. Of course, who knows. Matt Leinart was out there, and it's pretty obvious that he and/or she has no balls.

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