I'd like to take this opportunity to announce something groundbreaking. I look smashing in a mustache. Oh and my team from last year "The man with the golden stache" will now be combining with the Sharapova's Thigh team to create the largest festival of mustaches since... the last festival that was full of mustaches. We're not combining so much, it's really more like morphing, but it's not anything like the Power Rangers. Not at all.
Seriously though, we're doing this for a good cause and to try to find a cure to a disease that will affect 1 out of 3 of our readers. It would be really cool if you wanted to join the team, and if you'd like to just send Clapp an e-mail and he'll get you set up. On the other hand, if your wifey or girlfriend or prostitute that you happen to be seeing at the moment doesn't care for you with the stache, then you could just donate us some of your sweet sweet money. All of the money donated will go to Prostate Cancer Awareness.
We at the Thigh care about what's going on in your butt, and we thank anybody who wants to join us or to donate. God Bless.