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MNF Fantasticness

Posted by Poorly Acquitted | 10/14/2008 10:13:00 AM | , , ,

Ya-freaking-hoo!!!! The Browns are not the most incompetent franchise in sporting history. Those M Effers finally put it together and played like a team that could actually win the Big XII. As Derek Anderson's #1 critic I feel that I possibly owe him an apology.....

I refuse my option for said apology, dude caused me three weeks of misery. He's a mediocre QB, but last night he looked like fucking Beatrice Kiddo from Kill Bill: chopping heads off and savoring every last drop of blood. The problem with gunslingers like DA is that since they get in gunfights sometimes they die. And sometimes I want him to die, ok actually most of the time. I digress.

As a tribute to Derek Anderson's gunslingeresqueness I would like to name my second Derek Anderson photo montage "Ode to why he is occasionally good, but has sucked this year."

This is Derek Anderson last year.

I asked him what went through his mind before thrown this pass. His response was simple: "Receiver run fast, I through far. We score points." Or to paraphrase our friends at Kissing Suzy Kolber, "Fuck it, I'm throwing deep."

Brady Quinn has film room prowess like fucking Spielberg. Derek thought that looked fun. This was Derek during the offseason.

That lead Derek to start wonder things like:

This produced results like:

During the bye week Derek watched all 4 Die Hard movies, Rambo, Clint Eastwood joints, and a bunch of John Wayne shit. All of the sudden it clicked in Derek's mind: im just like these dudes. I love to shoot first ask questions later! Similar to Ricky Bobby's revelation in Talledega Nights Derek realized that Derek Anderson isn't a thinker, Derek Anderson is a quarterback!!!!

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