So I have spent the last 24 hours plus dealing with the Browns 4th Quarter meltdown at home against the Ravens. Braylon Edwards dropping more passes. The defense losing their collective mind. Derek Anderson....well doing what Derek Anderson does. I had recovered just enough from this malaise and garnered the energy to create my third Derek Anderson photo montage.
As I hooked up to the Al Gore invented phenomena called "the internet" to find humiliating photos of DA I say the headline that I never would grace ESPN's front page,
"Quinn to start for Browns"
Woo-mutha-fucking-Hoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I've been waiting a year and a half for this day. Mount up boys and girls the Brady Quinn era begins.
I'm beside myself I'm so excited. Quinn is going to be an absolute star in the NFL. Notre Dame went from a BCS team to a 1 win team after he left. And no doucebags it wasn't because Jeff Samard-however-the-fuck-you-spell-his-baseball-playing-ass-last-name also graduated.
If I'm wrong about Quinn becoming a star I will happily run naked laps up and down my street in punishment. Subsequently, one Matthew Clapp has run up and down my street naked before.
Lost in all of this shuffle is the fact that Cleveland's 2 and 3 receivers this year (Donte' Stallworth and Joe Jurevicius) have combined to play in 2 games this year. They are playing a 7th round pick and an undrafted free agent at two of their wide receiver slots.
The situation isn't optimal, but.....wait..........who is that in the distance..........galloping in on a white stallion.........gorgeous locks blowing in the wind.........it is......no it can't be...........but it is.........BRADY QUINN!!!!!!! He's coming to save us.