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Worst Day of my Life

Posted by Poorly Acquitted | 12/02/2008 01:05:00 PM | , ,

The Houston Comets WNBA franchise stopped existing this morning. I've spent the last 6 hours crying and only after a delicious turkey sandwich built up the strength to bear my soul to the rest of humanity.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

Cynthia Cooper where have you gone? Why can't you still play? I don't care if you're 65!!!!

Sheryl Swoops I don't care that you named your son Michael Jordan. I'm not mad I promise. I don't care that you're a "lesbian" even though you clearly like the cock. Work those issues out in your own time, just please come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!

In other more important news: Cavemen don't actually exist.

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