March 2008 | Sharapova's Thigh

UPDATE: JESSICA BIEL IS IN THE SWEET 16!
1983 Christie Brinkley
We decided to put pretty much any attractive lady that had been mentioned in the short existence of our blog into the Hot Ladies Tournament. Well, one of those women was Christie Brinkley... the Vacation, 1983 version of her. In a blog I did on Daniella Sarahyba last month, I compared her to a 1983 Brinkley. So, that's where she came into play, not that you even care...
I felt it was necessary to provide two pictures of Christie Brinkley for those of you that are unaware of how unbelievably gorgeous she was in 1983. Shit, she's still hot these days at 54, but all we are focusing on is her body at the age of 30. The picture of her in the Ferrari is from the 1983 movie National Lampoon's Vacation which just so happens to be one of my faves. Christie was one of the most popular models of her time, obviously. She's appeared on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue three times, and you can see one of those magazine covers above.


Jessica Biel

Jessica became famous from her role on the WB's 7th Heaven. That, coupled with the fact that she was just beginning to enter the prime of her hotness got her plenty of opportunities to appear on the big screen. She's been in movies such as the Cape Cod League baseball/romantic comedy Summer Catch, the remake of the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the comedy with Adam Sandler and Kevin James called I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry(that's where the above picture is from). She has a remarkably impressive list of rankings on hot chicks lists: Esquire Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2005, #1 on Stuff Magazine's "100 Sexiest Women" #5 in the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100", and #5 on AskMen.com's 2007 "Top 99 Women".

UPDATE: LEANN TWEEDEN PULLS OFF THE MAJOR UPSET!
Shakira
I could stare at that picture for hours. This Colombian beauty looks like she's in her natural habitat there. I wish I could hop in the picture and join her. Her belly dancing is so damn hot. She shakes that amazing ass unlike anybody I've ever seen. Is there a lady in this tourney can sports a better body than that?

Leann Tweeden

Already coming off an upset against the #9 Kristanna Loken, it wouldn't shock us if she could prove the doubters wrong again. If you've ever watched The Best Damn Sports Show Period, there's a good chance you've seen Leann Tweeden on there. The former Playmate(find those pictures for yourself) is a huge sports fan, and has been making appearances regularly on the aforementioned Fox Sports show since 2001.

UPDATE: MARIA SHARAPOVA IS IN THE SWEET 16!

The Thigh Goddess faces some stiff competition in the second round, how will she fare?


Maria Sharapova
What can I say? Thigh Goddess. Smile. Bod. Tall. Athletic. I'm stopping there because anything else would trivialize her.

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Salma Hayek

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Salma is busty and beautiful, plus she has an accent. I think it something to do with a foreign country, not sure though. Her roles next to Banderas in Desperado and Once Upon a Time in Mexico are breathtaking. Playing the helpless Rita in Wild Wild West got me erect. Basically she has goods....a lot of them.

UPDATE: JESSICA ALBA IS IN THE SWEET 16!

Road To The Thighnal Four Update: #4 Shannon James blows out Jenna Jameson in the West region, and will face #9 Aida Yespica in the Sweet 16. Should be exciting, but we still have plenty of more hot action until then...

Arguably our tournament favorite against a woman coming off an upset. Can she do it again? The oddsmakers aren't thinking so as Camilla comes in as a 40-1 underdog.


Jessica Alba
I feel like it's a waste of time to even describe Jessica Alba... So I'm not going to. You know her. You love her. You've probably already gotten off to a picture of her today.

Camilla Belle
I'd like to ring Camilla's Belle if you know what I mean. Camilla's stock has never been higher as she can currently be seen at movie theaters playing the role of Evolet in the blockbuster "10 000 B.C.". The key part of the word "blockbuster" in that case is of course "bust", from what I've heard from pretty much everybody that bothered seeing the movie. It sounds like Camilla's looks are the only good part of the movie, and the above picture is an example of her haggardly look in it. I find the look pretty hot actually, especially those eyes.

UPDATE: ALYSSA MILANO IS GOING TO THE SWEET 16!

Road To The Thighnal 4 Update: Rachel Bilson(12), Carmen Electra(3), and Megan Fox(3) are in the Sweet 16. As for this match...
A favorite lady of many men for years versus the hottest sports reporter around. Who's going to join the 16 sweetest thighs?

Alyssa Milano

Pretty much every male in America has had a crush on Alyssa Milano. If you haven't, well, maybe you should go find a "Hot Men" tournament somewhere instead. Alyssa is a naughty girl, having shown off those amazing breasts in quite a few films. She also has 8 tattoos. We also love Alyssa because she loves baseball, like every Thigh contributor does as well. She did some reporting crap for TBS during the MLB playoffs last year. She also keeps a baseball blog. I'm sweating as I type all this by the way. She also has her own line of clothing called "Touch", for female baseball fans, and ladies can purchase the apparel on mlb.com. Below we have an example of her showing off her baseball love, and either she's really cold, or gets turned on by baseball apparently. We'll accept either reason...


Erin Andrews
She's on ESPN as much as anybody these days, and one of the best reporters around. Erin's not just gorgeous, she's got smarts, an awesome personality, a great sense of humor, and she loves sports. This is the kind of woman I dream of marrying. There's actually a great recent article "as told by Erin" to Teddy Greenstein of The Chicago Tribune. To sum it up, Erin has it all... especially an amazing rack. Real? Fake? Who cares? I just applaud whoever has been able to find out for themselves.

UPDATE: KELLY CARLSON IS IN THE SWEET 16!
Beyonce
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I was surprised to see that Beyonce is only 26. It seems like that beautiful body has been on tv and magazine covers for years. Beyonce gained fame as the lead singer of "Destiny's Child", and led them to become the world's top-selling female group ever. In 2003, she released her first solo album, and has worked primarily as a solo artist ever since. Additionally, she's displayed her talents as more than just a musician. In 2002, she played Foxxy Brown in Austin Powers In Goldmember, and in 2002, she was nominated for two Golden Globes for the musical Dreamgirls. Beyonce also has a large, and continually growing list of endorsements going. If you're looking for a hottie with a lot of cash, Beyonce certainly wouldn't be a bad choice.

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Kelly Carlson



Earlier this year I made Kelly one of my "Non-sports reasons for Y-chromosomers to watch TV" ladies and rated her at 4.5 Sharapova's. Here's an excerpt from that blog, and he describes the role Kelly is most known for, which is as Kimber in Nip/Tuck: "In Nip Tuck Kimber is a trip and a half. She used to be a model and porn star. She has dated both of the main male characters and she is now married to the adopted son of those same two male characters (don't ask, its complicated). Bottom line: Her character is off her rocker. What's not to like?Outside of Nip Tuck Kelly single handedly made The Marine, starring WWE meathead John Cena, worth watching. Growing up she was a nationally ranked amateur equestrian rider, and to this day she enjoys horseback riding. Are you freaking joking me? She likes horseback riding? Could this get any better? Oh yeah and did I mention that she is from Minneapolis which means she falls squarely into the Viking Princess category. "

UPDATE: SHANNON JAMES KICKS JENNA'S ASS AND IS IN THE SWEET 16!

This is the 2nd round matchup I was most erect...I mean excited about. New school nudie star vs the old school.

Shannon James
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I have to admit that I had no idea who Shannon James was when we started the Road to the Thighnal Four. Needless to say I'm a huge fan. Sorority girl. Playmate. Hooters model. Loves hot dogs. She apparently wants to be a host on E! news. That will be my new favorite channel if she ever makes it. She beat Ana Ivanovic in the first round, at least one contributor to the Thigh thought Ana had the talent to make a deep run in the tournament. That tells you an awful lot about Shannon.



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Jenna Jameson
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We all know Jenna Jameson. She has been in the spotlight for a long time. She's been a regular at the spank bank since my spank bank existed. The fact that she is probably still the foremost sex icon in America after a long career says all you need to know about Jenna. Jenna's currently dating Tito Ortiz....I like my odds.

Keira Knightley held off Angelina Jolie in the final minutes to secure a spot among our sweetest 16 thighs. She'll face a difficult challenge against either #2 Alyssa Milano or #7 Erin Andrews. To see our full bracket, click on the "Thighnal 4" logo on the right.

UPDATE: MEGAN FOX HAS ONE OF OUR 16 SWEETEST THIGHS!

Megan Fox just had a performance for the ages in her shutout over Joumana Kidd. Now, she takes on a veteran of the ladies tournaments in Halle Berry. Can the favored phenom top the seasoned vet?


Megan Fox
Look at those eyes. She has the best eyes I've ever seen, seriously. If Megan were better known, she's a #1 seed. At 21, she's skyrocketing up hot ladies charts everywhere after her role as Mikaela Barnes in the blockbuster film Transformers. Maxim ranked her #18 on their "Hot 100" list of 2007, one spot behind the Thigh Goddess. You can see she has a tattoo in that picture, and she has five overall: "I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie." Whoa. The Brian she is referring to is one Brian Austin Green, and they are engaged. Yep, David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. That bastard.

Halle Berry
When Halle Berry's boobs popped onto the big screen in Swordfish in 2001... that was a great moment in American history. I went to see that movie at the theater, and I, like probably everybody else in the place was already aware that Halle's nips would be making an appearance. However, when it happened, the 20 second moment seemed to last for hours. Just pure awe and silence from the male viewers in the audience, outside of the few drooling sounds from the teenage boys like myself at the time. Halle also has a history in the sports world. As most of you probably remember, Halle was married to former Atlanta Braves star outfielder David Justice from 1992-1996. These days, she's single.

UPDATE: CARMEN "ERECTA" ELECTRA IS IN THE SWEET 16!

Road To The Thighnal Four Update:
Anna Kournikova and Aida Yespica are going to the Sweet 16! Kournikova, a 2 seed, held off Eva Longoria in a thrilling game. Meanwhile, Aida Yespica shocked the world as a #9 seed to beat #1 seed Scarlett Johansson. To see our full bracket, click on the "Thighnal 4" picture on the right.

Carmen Electra
I remember back in the 90's when I heard Jenny McCarthy wasn't going to be on Singled Out anymore. I was heartbroken, and wondered if it would even be worth watching the cheesy MTV dating game show following her departure. Then I saw the girl replacing Jenny, Carmen Electra, and immediately got an erecta. Being the horny just-entering puberty teenager that I was, I watched that show everyday, and felt like a kid in a candy store when I found out that she had appeared naked in Playboy. I also remember wondering why it was snowing in my pants.

Daniella Sarahyba
You likely have no idea who this beautiful 23-year-old is. I didn't either until I saw her on Late Night With Conan O'Brien on February 16th, and I loved her so much that I immediately wrote a blog about it on here(and there's a few more pictures there). She's seriously one of the most stunningly beautiful women that I've ever laid my eyes on. If she were more popular, and I promise you she will be soon, I would have seeded her much better in this tournament. She was on Conan to promote the release of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which she's in(in the blog I did on Sarahyba, there's a link to her entire SI photo gallery). Apparently, she's also been in the 2005, 2006, and 2007 editions of that magazine.

UPDATE: #12 RACHEL BILSON SHOCKS THE WORLD AND IS IN THE SWEET 16!

Two brunettes. One spot in the Sweet 16. Fight to the Death!!



Susan Ward


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Susan Ward is one of our older participants, but dammit I don't care. Look at her. You know what older means? More experience. I would love to experience her over and over again. For my money her hot shower scene Wild Things 2 is better than the Denise Richards / Neve Campbell scene from the first Wild Things.



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Rachel Bilson
Do you realize that if Rachel Bilson's last name were spelled with 2 L's it would be Billson, as in I'd throw all the BILLS in my pocket ON her I could see her naked. Fate or coincidence? I think you know the answer to that. Rachel's already received a bunch of dap from the Thigh:

Oh how I’d like to take a bite out of that tight ass. Sweet, soft skin. Perfectly aligned teeth make for that beautiful smile. She knows she’s fuckalicious. Plays hard to get, but deep down she‘s begging for a pearl necklace. Quality Tits. Average Actress… But most importantly, what a thigh.

Those words from Mr. Clapp.

Sara Jean Underwood outlasted Lisa Dergan in the most competitive match thus far.

Jennifer Love Hewitt led wire and dispatched Kate Beckinsale.

Elisha Cuthbert hammered Eva Mendes in a surprise blowout.

If you haven't voted yet the Kournikova / Longoria, Johansson / Yespica, and Jolie / Knightly matches are all coming down to the wire. Will we see our first major upset?

UPDATE: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS A PART OF THE SWEETEST 16 THIGHS!

One super sultry. One super sweet. Who you throwin down on?


Angelina Jolie
angelina jolie
It shouldn't take much effort for me to explain Angelina's hotness. She is on the cover of a magazine every damn day, whether it's her kids, Brad, some humanitarian effort, her lips, her boobs, her ass . . . . yep I just splurged all over the screen. Anyway, she is about as luscious as ladies come, that doesn't go to say that she's a luscious cummer, but use your imagination.
Are you the One they call Beowulf?
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Keira Knightley


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She stole our hearts playing the role of Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean. Here is what a conversation with Keira might go like:
Keira: "Oh hey would you like some tea and crumpets."
Men: "Yeah only if I can use your back as a table while we eat them naked."
Ok maybe not, plus she's too much a sweetheart for that. She is the respectable, classy, girlfriend type. All that goes to say that I'd love to corrupt her because she's corrupted Righty Tighty a lot over the years.

UPDATE: AIDA YESPICA PULLS OFF THE MAJOR UPSET!

Sorry about our clusterfuck of polls last night/today, but I'm about to start drinking heavily as we always do in Fort Collins, Colorado on Tuesday nights, so I figured I'd get this game up now. We're trying to keep pace with the real tournament, so we're trying to get the 2nd round done quickly. As for this game...
Aida Yespica already used that great ass to upset the #8 seeded Brooke Burke in the first round. In this game, the challenge will be much more difficult. Can she pull it off?



Scarlett Johansson
At the age of 23, Scarlett Johansson is already one of the most popular actresses around. It's not just because she's beautiful either, as she's been nominated for a Golden Globe four times. Her hotness has been widely recognized: Voted as the "Sexiest Woman Alive" in a 2006 FHM poll, was named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire in November 2006, Playboy named her "Sexiest Celebrity Of The Year" in February 2007, and most recently ranked #3 on the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100" list. She's currently dating Ryan Reynolds.

Aida Yespica

This pride of Venezuela(you don't hear that enough) is gaining fame everyday with her modeling career. To get more exposure for that bangin' body, she moved to Italy, and immediately became a big celebrity there. Specifically, she caught the eyes of the Italian men by being on the Italian version of Celebrity Survivor, called L'isola dei Famosi, whatever that means. Being featured on the covers of Maxim and GQ got her popular in America, and got her in this tournament. Oh, and how about that butt?
Also, we got a "complaint" I guess you will call it from one of our readers in Aida's first round game, saying that you can't even really see her face in that picture. So, here you go:

UPDATE: ANNA KOURNIKOVA MOVES ON TO THE SWEET 16!

We've got a Russian versus a Texan, both places have plenty of beauties. Who emerges here?


Anna Kournikova
The original cutie pie, Anna Kournikova has captured the imagination of male audiences for almost 12 years now (how time flies). Does the fact that she was an awful tennis player really bother anybody? We know that she always looks phenomenal, but perhaps more intriguing is her refusal to get married. She has been rumored to be with a bevy of male celebs. Unfortunately I'm not included in this list. She declines to recognize marriage as part of her past, present, or future. So good news guys, there's still hope for all of you.


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Eva Longoira
Eva Jacqueline Longoria Parker (born March 15, 1975)...(that would make her 33 dummy) is a Golden Globe Award-nominated film and television actress. She plays Gabrielle Solis in the overrated and largely unpopular television series Desperate Housewives, and stars in the film Over Her Dead Body (yeah, I've never heard of it either). She has also become a nationally recognized model after appearing in several high-profile advertising campaigns and numerous men's masturbatory magazines. Longoria is also known for her high profile relationship with NBA guard Tony Parker (A.K.A the luckiest Frenchy ever), whom she married in 2007...the lucky fuck.

Update: Elisha Cuthbert steamrolls to victory

Elisha Cuthbert
It's tough to top that picture. Elisha Cuthbert just barely missed being a #1 seed, and many people are picking her to win the entire tournament. She might even be favored against the #1 seed in the South bracket, Shakira. This 25-year old Canadian also ties into the sports world since she is a huge hockey fan. As she now resides in Los Angeles, she's a Kings season ticket holder. She's even done some blogging for NHL.com. She also was in a relationship with New York Rangers player Sean Avery, but thankfully she's single these days. You will find Elisha in pretty much any top ladies lists from the likes of Maxim, FHM, etc. But of course, nothing would top a trip to the Thighnal Four.

Eva Mendes
To my knowledge, Eva is our only tourney participant in rehab, so that's pretty cool. Eva broke onto the Hollywood scene in 2001 with her role in the award-winning Training Day. Since then, she's been in plenty of popular movies and is currently one of the most recognized actresses in America. Eva was #7 on the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100" list, and #4 in AskMen.com's "Top 99 Most Desirable Women" for 2008.

Royals outfielder Joey Gathright is one of the fastest guys in the league, and I'd be willing to bet he can jump higher than anybody in the league as well:
As you can tell by the video, this was #1 on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight...

And here's the infamous video of him jumping cars:

Update: JLH pulls off the minor upset and is moving on!
Kate Beckinsale
British bombshell Kate Beckinsale can make me sit through any one of her objectively horrible movies anytime. Have any of you seen Underworld: Evolution? I have, at least 20 times. This might be one of the worst movies made in the last 20 years except for one detail: KB. She uses her body in ways that make me feel like an eagle: soaring. She might change her hair like coin machine, but my boner never changes how it feels about her.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt
I love the movie Heartbreakers. It's a great movie. If you don't think so I'll fight you, that ain't no lie. It got me thinking: for somebody that has never posed nude, allegedly, Jennifer Love Hewitt freaking shows a lot off in that movie!! She's been part of the whack regiment for 20 somethings for over 10 years now. She also looks a lot like one of my ex's, who coincidentally was named Jen, that made enacting fantasies convenient and easy. The best part was that she was none the wiser. Maybe the better part is even if she did know she wouldn't have cared.

UPDATE: SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD MOVES ON TO THE SWEET 16!

Finally the second round is here!! Might as well start things out with a matchup that ensures to be very competitive.

Sara Jean Underwood
This Oregon beauty might be short in stature, but she comes up long in every other category including the prestigious What She Does to My Wiener category. Yes she's the second ever Playmate of the Year from Oregon State. Yes she's from a fellow member of the Derek Anderson fanclub. She makes me think some of the happiest damn thoughts a man can.

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Lisa Dergan
Lisa's got the naughty factor going for her. She has the TV personality going for her. She's got a high profile relationship with a marginal professional athlete. All that being said...I know I could beat up Scott Podsednik. Is there any chance that she isn't cheating on him? I'm just wondering. I volunteer in the event she's looking for a nominee.

UPDATE: SHAKIRA ADVANCES TO THE 2ND ROUND!

The last game of the first round...


Shakira
I could stare at that picture for hours. This Colombian beauty looks like she's in her natural habitat there. I wish I could hop in the picture and join her. Her belly dancing is so damn hot. She shakes that amazing ass unlike anybody I've ever seen. Is there a lady in this tourney can sports a better body than that?

Jenna Fischer
Yossarian was going to make Jenna our "Thigh Of The Week" when we decided to do this tournament, so an entry into this tournament is her prize instead. I'm just going to call her Pam Beasley, because that's how I know and love her. If you don't watch The Office, well fuck you. It's the best show on television, and Pam plays a major role in it. She's the super cute receptionist, who is always showing off that gorgeous smile, she has an incredible personality, tremendous sense of humor, and is just the kind of girl that you'd want to date. She's down to earth, and doesn't try to show off her beauty like the rest of our field of 64 thighs. That's why Jim Halpert(John Krasinski in real life) is in love with her. Who could blame him?

First Weekend of the Tournament Vegas Style

Posted by Poorly Acquitted | 3/24/2008 07:57:00 AM

Ok so I can't quite give a running time blow-by-blow of the weekend since I decided not to take the computer to Vegas. Here are the highlights of spending the greatest sports weekend of the year in America's Playground

Thursday
- It's finally fucking here! I love this weekend. Sports book is freaking packed. Only have money on one game today. More beer in the room than we know what to do with, watching the games up there for a bit. Plus the blinds in our room have a remote control, so if I get bored I'll play with that.

- One of my buddies convinced a group of ladies to come up to the room. Nice. This is going to go well. My buddy, "hey ladies whose down for some strip poker." I'm thinking to myself, "you're a schmuck," until. "Ok" is the resounding response. I'm shocked. Then one of them gets a conscience about a "fiance" and literally goes sprinting out of the room. Pretty funny.

- Fairly low key for the rest of the night. On a sidenote though I do wish women in the rest of the world were as good looking as they are in Vegas.

Friday
- Wake up and am feeling f-ing hungry. Yell to my friends "no meat today bitches. it's your penance for Jesus Christos dying for your bitch asses." Oh yeah, I'm the only Catholic one here. With the hour I'm down in the food court and the hot dogs are calling my name. These are some big jumbo muthafuckas. I eat the shit out of them. 5 minutes later I'm at the craps table stickman says, "yeah on my way in I wanted to grab some McDonalds, then I remembered its Good Friday." Fuck I'm going to hell.

- The book is packed again. We decide to take a break from the games for a bit and hit the craps table. Craps is easy, plus its fun. I know there is this thing called beginners luck, but day up over $200 in an hour or so is cool with me.

- Ok so the real "problem" with losing a ton of money in Vegas isn't gambling. At least it shouldn't be. Spearmint Rhino is the greatest place on the face of the planet, but fuck you spend a shitload there. Obviously the scenery is great but the racket they have going there is amazing. This isn't the standard strip club. We got there early enough to get some good seats right by the main stage. Pretty high traffic area. There were probably less than 10 minutes of the night when one of us didn't have a lady on their lap. At first you're just talking, carrying on a conversation. Next thing you know you're $20 less rich. It keeps happening. You don't mind, it's only $20. Then they bring out the heavy hitters. These ladies will literally pull you of your chair to get you back to the VIP area. That's when it hits you. $100 is a lot more than $20. Then you're trying to think of how many times you've reached into your wallet that night. You can't remember though because there's titties in your face and an adventuresome hand on your crotch. For the record I'm not sure what it is that strippers put on their skin, but I want to buy it. I would just rub my face against myself all day if I had skin like that. After our visit all of us our way down for the weekend, but comfortably ok with it.

Saturday
- We decide that today is the day for the book. We camp out and get front row seats and pretty much post up for the day. Free drinking and lots of sports. Heaven. The book is also a great place to people watch. It's also a great place to see a lot of douchebaggery. Why is the kid behind me in a Minnesota shirt screaming for Wisconsin? You never cheer for rivals, period. You also never bet on rivals, unless its for them to lose. I want to hit him. I consult my Long Island Ice Tea. It tells me just to grip and sip. I oblige.

- After the games end its dinner time. We eat some burgers guilty conscience not included today. Tables at the Monte Carlo are cold, MGM is even colder but were having an awesome time. The wandering continues. It's after 4am. Where did the night go? We decide, as most logical people at this point, Denny's looks fucking delicious. Holy fucking shit the country fried steak and eggs never tasted so good.

- Head back to the hotel on the way my one buddy rushes to the side of the walkway just as were crossing over the canal at Venetian. I think he's gonna puke. Somehow he holds in. That would have been an awesome ending. We decide to play a little video poker, do alright. Mostly we're just trying to wind down the weekend. I remember that my flight is at like 12 and everybody telling us how packed the airport is going to be. My friends want to go to bed I decide that going bed will lead to me missing my flight so I grab six beers and my things. Say my goodbyes and set off for the airport . I'm finishing up the last of the six as I'm walking through security. I'm in great mood waving to everybody, shaking hands with all the cops telling them Happy Easter, etc. Bad idea. I get cuffed right after I walk through. I guess since I was laughing so hard about it, or maybe they realize I'm harmless they let me go. I'm still laughing. They tell me to tone it down. I ask if the 3 hour chill out before the flight should be enough time. They're skeptical.

Sunday
- Well I'm home, 6pm in Denver. I'm still wasted. My family is really impressed. So am I.

UPDATE: JESSICA BIEL WINS!

Here we have the final game in the East region's first round. The winner will face 1983 Christie Brinkley in the second round.


Jessica Biel

Jessica became famous from her role on the WB's 7th Heaven. That, coupled with the fact that she was just beginning to enter the prime of her hotness got her plenty of opportunities to appear on the big screen. She's been in movies such as the Cape Cod League baseball/romantic comedy Summer Catch, the remake of the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the comedy with Adam Sandler and Kevin James called I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry(that's where the above picture is from). She has a remarkably impressive list of rankings on hot chicks lists: Esquire Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2005, #1 on Stuff Magazine's "100 Sexiest Women" #5 in the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100", and #5 on AskMen.com's 2007 "Top 99 Women".

Tia Carrere



Tia's been in tons of movies and shows. I had a major crush on Tia after she played Cassandra in Wayne's World I and II. Not only was she gorgeous, but she could rock it out. That's why Wayne Campbell fell in love with her. The songs that she performed in those movies were actually all done by her. She has an amazing voice, probably in bed too. SCHWING!

Only 2 games remain in the first round. To see how our bracket looks, click on the "Thighnal 4" logo on the right side of the site.

UPDATE: MARIA SHARAPOVAS ADVANCES TO THE ROUND OF 32 THIGHS!

Brynn Cameron won a thriller in the play-in game against Danica Patrick. Now she'll have the extremely difficult task of facing the Thigh Goddess, #1 overall seeded Maria Sharapova. Good luck Brynn, you're going to need plenty of it.

Maria Sharapova
Yeah, so you can probably figure out why she's in the Sharapova's Thigh Hot Ladies Tournament. I could go on and on for hours, but I'll just make it quick... Maria is a tennis superstar, and REALLY hot. We worship her thigh.
Brynn Cameron
You might not have a clue who Brynn Cameron is. It's okay, you're definitely not alone. There's not many pictures available of her online. Previously we had a picture of her standing around at basketball practice, but I think this picture is the best we could do to demonstrate her hotness.
What's her story? She's a basketball player at USC, NFL quarterback Matt Leinart's ex-girlfriend at USC, and just so happens to be the mama of Leinart's baby. That tells you a lot about this girl. Leinart could have gotten any lady on campus at USC, and he chose her for his "business time".


UPDATE: MEGAN FOX SHUTS OUT JOUMANA KIDD!

Megan Fox

Look at those eyes. She has the best eyes I've ever seen, seriously. If Megan were better known, she's a #1 seed. At 21, she's skyrocketing up hot ladies charts everywhere after her role as Mikaela Barnes in the blockbuster film Transformers. Maxim ranked her #18 on their "Hot 100" list of 2007, one spot behind the Thigh Goddess. You can see she has a tattoo in that picture, and she has five overall: "I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie." Whoa. The Brian she is referring to is one Brian Austin Green, and they are engaged. Yep, David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. That bastard.

Joumana Kidd
Joumana Kidd is the wife of NBA star point guard Jason Kidd, or at least was the wife of Jason Kidd. Where their current situation stands is anybody's guess. Jason filed for divorce in January 2007, and then Joumana filed a counterclaim for divorce in February 2007. The claims she's made are pretty gruesome and I don't wish to discuss it on here, and you can search that for yourself if you already haven't heard about it. Let's just say that if her claims are correct, Jason Kidd is a gigantic piece of shit. Anyway, as for Joumana she's been in the news quite a bit aside from the aforementioned stuff, because she LOVES attention. She loves to show up at Jason's games, sit in the front row, and look hot.... which she does a great job at. She's pretty much used Jason to get herself famous. She's done television reporting, specifically with NBA TV. Hopefully she keeps landing jobs on television, because we'd love to see more of that face.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Posted by Baron | 3/22/2008 01:14:00 AM | , ,

Ladies that have been eliminated from the Thighnal Four... it is okay, you can cry, we at the Thigh hope you never lose that intensity.


I don't know why I decided to post this, but I love that commercial, it is so hilarious. AmMo isn't looking as sharp these days, in fact it looks like he may be auditioning for the WNBA. Check out his new look from the Gonzaga loss today.

UPDATE: 1983 CHRISTIE BRINKLEY WINS!

We decided to put pretty much any attractive lady that had been mentioned in the short existence of our blog into the Hot Ladies Tournament. Well, one of those women was Christie Brinkley... the Vacation, 1983 version of her. In a blog I did on Daniella Sarahyba last month, I compared her to a 1983 Brinkley. So, that's where she came into play, not that you even care...

1983 Christie Brinkley
I felt it was necessary to provide two pictures of Christie Brinkley for those of you that are unaware of how unbelievably gorgeous she was in 1983. Shit, she's still hot these days at 54, but all we are focusing on is her body at the age of 30. The picture of her in the Ferrari is from the 1983 movie National Lampoon's Vacation which just so happens to be one of my faves. Christie was one of the most popular models of her time, obviously. She's appeared on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue three times, and you can see one of those magazine covers above.

Bridget Moynahan
Bridget Moynahan has been a hot topic in the sports and entertainment news over the last few years due to her relationship with New England Patriots QB Tom Brady. They were dating for a few years, and then last year after their official relationship was apparently over, she gave birth to a baby boy... and Tom Brady is the father. Sounds a little bit like the Matt Leinart/Brynn Cameron situation eh? Aside from her affiliation with Brady, Moynahan is an actress and model. She's been in movies such as Coyote Ugly and I Robot. She's also been on many magazine covers, and ranked #67 on AskMen.com's "Top 99 Women Of 2007" list.

Click on the Thighnal 4 picture on the right side of the blog to see our full bracket.

UPDATE: KELLY CARLSON WINS!
Kelly Carlson
Poorly Acquitted made Kelly one of his "Non-sports reasons for Y-chromosomers to watch TV" ladies. He gave her an impressive rating of 4.5 Sharapova's. Here's an excerpt from that blog, and he describes the role Kelly is most known for, which is as Kimber in Nip/Tuck: "In Nip Tuck Kimber is a trip and a half. She used to be a model and porn star. She has dated both of the main male characters and she is now married to the adopted son of those same two male characters (don't ask, its complicated). Bottom line: Her character is off her rocker. What's not to like?
Outside of Nip Tuck Kelly single handedly made The Marine, starring WWE meathead John Cena, worth watching. Growing up she was a nationally ranked amateur equestrian rider, and to this day she enjoys horseback riding. Are you freaking joking me? She likes horseback riding? Could this get any better? Oh yeah and did I mention that she is from Minneapolis which means she falls squarely into the Viking Princess category. "

Kristy Swanson
Here we have the original, and maybe the hotter Buffy Summers(the other of course is Sarah Michelle Gellar, who as a #10 seed was knocked out of our tournament by Erin Andrews). Yes, for those of you that don't remember, Kristy was the star of the 1992 movie Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Kristy also plays Adam Sandler's girlfriend at the beginning of Big Daddy, and at the end of the film we get to see her showing off those big kahunas as a Hooters waitress. Yummy.

UPDATE: SALMA HAYEK WINS!
Here is one of our most anticipated first round games, and it's a "Pick 'em" game.. The winner will likely take on the Thigh Goddess in the second round.


Salma Hayek
A Mexican-American actress that broke onto the Hollywood scene with the movie Desperado, and particularly got the attention of the male viewers with her steamy sex scene with Antonio Banderas. She's since been in plenty of movies, such as From Dusk Till Dawn, The Mask Of Zorro, Wild Wild West, Dogma, and Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Salma is also the executive producer of ABC's Ugly Betty.

Brittany Daniel
Brittany looked absolutely amazing in Joe Dirt, and looked equally as good in Club Dread. Currenty you can find her in the WB show The Game. She's also known for the mid 90's show Sweet Valley High which she co-starred with her twin sister Cynthia. Can you believe there's another girl out there looking like this? Geez.