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Broadcasters Crapshoot

Posted by Poorly Acquitted | 1/09/2009 12:24:00 PM | , , , ,

Oh, thats not what BCS stands for?

I know this has already been addressed all across Blogfrica today, but I needed to chime in. How in the hell could Fox possibly put Brennaman and Charles Davis in the booth?

Awful doesn't even begin to describe what went on last night if the game wasn't on mute. It was so pathetic.

I actually thought Brennaman was going to orgasm through the screen.

"Saying that Tim Tebow would be the 4th best quarterback in the Big XII is the single most ridiculous thing ever uttered by a human."

And Bill Clinton never got head from Monica Lewinsky.

"What an impressive young man."

And I'm sure that there has never been another missionary that did amazing things in the world.

"There are so many children in the Phillipeans named after him."

Ok, I have nothing pithy to say about this, but c'mon that's a blatent lie.

I half expected the next sentence to be, "Before the game I needed to take a stage 6+ Poopnado. And (tear) Tim (hiccup) (tear) offered to wipe (uncontrolable crying) for me."
Charles, "I was right there for you buddy. It was beautiful."

I hate Joe Buck, but Fox really needed to put him on the broadcast. Fox paid ridiculous billions to broadcast that game and then they put douche one and douche two on the broadcast.

BallHype: hype it up!