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The taco tosser himself. Looks like a nice enough guy.

ASS! This is one of the weirder stories I've heard about in awhile. Zachary Moir(pictured above, duh), a 19-year-old in Florida, was playing with his Xbox like he always does apparently.

He won't ever leave his room and go to school, just sits in there playing video games all day. So Mom said enough of this shit son, I'm unplugging your treasured sexbox. Zachary wasn't all too happy, as he pushed his Mom and tossed some bad language at her, eventually going down to the kitchen where she was cooking tacos for dinner:

That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”
Link(MyFox Orlando)

The rest of the article says she's going to press charges and leave him in jail a few days to get the point across. I play my fair share of the vids, but this dude's nuts. If I'm his Mom, I'm selling that Xbox immediately. I can't wait to hear everybody say video game violence caused him to throw the taco though. Furthermore, if there's a video game where this occurs, that's the story we should be covering.

One thing's for sure, Zachary Moir has passed Nick Nolte for the worst mugshot of all time.

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