Dodgers Players/Coaches/Trainers/Bat Boys Stock Up On Trojans | Sharapova's Thigh

"Stay in LA Manny... you'll enjoy it I promise."

The sexual, not USC kind of Trojans. The reason? The Dodgers had pitcher Kris Benson work out today, and with Kris of course, comes his wife Anna Benson.

Anna is the Thigh Goddess and Sex Queen of Major League Baseball. If you're in the league and you haven't gotten a taste of that thigh, what are you waiting on? If Kris makes the team, or just gets a Spring Training invite, people in the Dodgers organization must capitalize, and I'd definitely advise using protection in this case.

Anna, who was a Thigh of the Week and #12 seed in the 2008 Hot Ladies Tournament, has let it be known that if she finds out Kris is cheating on her, she'll do the same and then some:
""I told (Kris) -- because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time -- I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team -- coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."
"If I'm lining them up, I'll circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will screw all them, too."

Kris Benson is crap these days, and likely not worth a roster spot. However, everybody in the Dodgers organization should be doing anything to get general manager Ned Colletti to sign this guy. Then, they've gotta get Kris drunk, and somehow get him to cheat on Anna. Then the fun begins. I really wish I played professional baseball, or was a bat boy even.

BallHype: hype it up!