If you're a fan of tennis or sports for that matter, you're very aware of the Roger Federer-Rafael Nadal Australian Open final set for Sunday morning at 3:30 AM ET. Federer's playing like he did when nobody could beat him in his prime, and Nadal came into the tournament ranked #1 and has done nothing yet to prove that ranking wrong. It's going to be a superb match, and I might actually be more excited about that than the Super Bowl to be honest.

I could go on and on about that match but I'm a little drunk and the purpose of this post is to point out that that they're not the only Men's singles championship at the Australian Open this weekend. Let's take a very quick look at the competitors in the "Women's" championship match that actually begins in a couple hours(3:30 AM ET):

Serena Williams

Dinara Safina

Um... yeah. Something's not right there. Either these are men, or they're more familiar with Victor Conte than Barry Bonds.