I could go on and on about that match but I'm a little drunk and the purpose of this post is to point out that that they're not the only Men's singles championship at the Australian Open this weekend. Let's take a very quick look at the competitors in the "Women's" championship match that actually begins in a couple hours(3:30 AM ET):
Um... yeah. Something's not right there. Either these are men, or they're more familiar with Victor Conte than Barry Bonds.