Thigh-Fiving These Links 1/9/09 Edition

Sports

MJ Reveals New Air Jordan's (Bitches Love Smiley Faces)
Exclusive: Cowboy Executive's Leaked Video on Pacman Jones' Release (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Milton Bradley Is More Expensive Than Albert Pujols (Bleacher Nation)
ESPN.Com Likes "Boob" Stoops (The Sports Culture)
Australian Open Women's Odds. Hopefully Maria's healthy for it. Oh, and great pics of many of the participants in this link. (Cuzoogle)
Hot Betting Trends for the NFL Games (Cuzoogle)
Border Wars: College Football Recruiting Battles (MoonDog Sports)
China Toasts the 2008 NFL Season (PSaMP)
Hilarious Shaq ESPN Commercials (NESW Sports)
I Believe in Karma, So Hopefully It Comes Soon (Ben's Suns Blog)
International Roller Derby Match Taking Place In Germany (Steady Burn)
Got Sprite? Von Wafer Stuffed by the Rim. Oh, and our very own Baron just made the banner for this site, it's kickass. (Docksquad Sports)
We'll Take Your Apology And Your Voter's Card (Zoner Sports)

Entertainment

Teaching a Parrot Portuguese and 9 Other Ridiculous Ways Guys Try to Impress Women (The Bachelor Guy)
Bored? Let Diamond Dave Get You Through The Day (9 to Fried)
MLB 2K9 Features List (Pasta Padre)
Blowing Your Nose When It's Broken Makes It Look Like A Vagina. (Afrojack)

Thighs

Cheerleader Caption Contest: Win a Oklahoma Sooners Greatest Games DVD (The World of Isaac)
Olivia Munn Wants to Show You a Few of Her Vacation Pictures (The Beer Goggler)
Adrianne Palicki has a grade-A thigh. She also doesn't like shirts very much (Bright Black Internet)
Lucy Pinder and Katie Price Look Cozy (Bright Black Internet)
Paris Hilton: "I've Only Slept With A Couple Of People" (MoonDog Sports)
Simoni Racing Calendar (MoonDog Sports)
Jessica Alba has an ugly new haircut and is dressing like a Mom these days. I want to cry. Doesn't she know she's ruining my fantasies? (Celebridiot)
Carolina Ardohain Sprawled on the Bed (On 205th)
Danielle Lloyd's Sexiest Video Shoot! Incredible pics and video (Hollywood Tuna)