[The 16 year old] told police that "in a desperate attempt" to get him to leave her alone, she had e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and that continuing their relationship would put him in danger.
I can't even come up with a caption for the following image. Just click the link and read the tale of the New Jersey "Vampyre". This man's political aspirations may be a thing of the past.
N.J. "Vampyre" jailed after allegedly harassing teen (NJ.com)