8:55 PM MT... So our buddy Toph and I decided to get a hotel room in downtown Denver for the weekend and make a party of it, a bit of a St. Patty's Day weekend celebration. Really that's just an excuse for having a reason to drink heavily. We're staying at this Westin hotel right in the middle of downtown. It's connected to the popular Tabor shops and ESPN Zone, and all of the main bars in the area are within a few minutes walking distance.

What are we going to do? Drink, a lot. No plans whatsoever besides that. One thing is for sure though: this won't end well.

We'll likely be heading to this bar Maloney's in the near future I'd imagine. Last time we went there, I threw up all over the place inside the bar. I'd expect that to happen again.

If you know me or Toph, contact us and we'll meet up. If not, good luck. If you see a douchey McLovin-esque kid doing the charleston, lawnmower, and shopping cart dances, you've found me. Come say hi, and if you're a girl, please take your shirt off.


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