Well dammit Denver Broncos. You've taken a situation that was beyond rescue and totally salvaged it.
Jay Cutler was going to be traded. The team was going to take a step backwards. I was going to ENJOY the hell out of the Broncos sucking this year.
Well now its not going to happen.
The Broncos traded Jay Cutler and a 5th round pick in this year's draft to the Chicago Bears for Kyle Orton, a first round pick this year (18), a third round pick this year (85), and a first round pick next year.
So now the Broncos have a 2 first round picks this year, a second rounder and two third rounders. 5 picks in the first 85. This is just what the doctor ordered to fix this ball club.
Dammit dammit dammit. Now the Broncos might actually be decent.
They might parlay those first round picks into Ray Maualuga and Clay Matthews. They might get a shot at Mark Sanchez and then one of those USC backers. They might take Maualuga and Darius Heyward-Bey with the second pick.
I just heard about 15 minutes of Denver sports talk radio and its apocalyptic here.
Jay Cutler is not that good!!!!!!!!
Now they go from a great offense and awful defense to a mediocre offense and a young, probably fast and aggressive defense.
The offense still has a good offensive line. There is still B Marsh and Eddie Royal.
P.S. Eddie Royal is a younger faster Wes Welker. How have Welker's stats looked the last two years?
So shit. Now I have to put up with Broncos rescuing awesomeness from the jaws of calamity.
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