Is this love? | Sharapova's Thigh

Is this love?

Posted by FlyAtTheThigh | 4/14/2009 08:29:00 AM | ,

So, I am sitting here in my Copyright Law class and decided I should probably do my bi-weekly checking of my Thigh email account. As I expected, it was more of the "same old, same old" with me winning several United Kingdom lotteries and being selected to help get some more poor woman out of Africa (she can be free with a small donation on my part). However, one jumped out at me.

Hello Dear,
Am juliet,a tall good looking young girl,so lovely
and caring with good understanding.fair in complexion,care with good
sharing,honesty.I saw your profile at(website redacted) which interested me much and i decided to contact you.I really want to have a good friendship with you
even if you have married we can be friend ok ,i have a reason of
selecting you as my friend,pls if you wish to know more.Pls contact me
through this my id We need to talk and
know ourself more and equally share pictures to each other..hope to hear
from you.

Bye with a warmly
huggs.

juliet


Now, I am an educated man, but there are whole sentences that I don't understand in that e-mail. But the good news is that she doesn't care if I have marriage.

Understand, for me, the inability to spell "hugs" is not a deal breaker. Especially when she is tall, good looking, and young. Who needs spelling in those situations? Not I, said the Fly.

Personally, I cannot wait to "know ourself more and equally share pictures to each other". The wedding will be in December. You're each invited.

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