South Region 1st Round: Jessica Alba (1) vs. Holly Valance (8) | Sharapova's Thigh

Clapp: Jessica Alba has no problem with the #8 seed Holly Valance and advances to the Sweetest 16. Will she also be advancing to the Thighnal Four again? If I got to make all of the votes, absolutely.

Emily Scott defeats Arianny Celeste in a tight race. Joanna Krupa pulls off the upset and sends Abbey Clancy back to England. Fox has little trouble in opening round of title defense.

The final match-up of the first round pits new mother Jessica Alba against, in my opinion, our most dangerous 8 seed.

Jessica Alba

I don't know what there is to say about Jessica Alba. She's gorgeous. She has an unreal bod. She has unreal eyes. She's been a favorite of Y chromosomers for years. She had a baby and she still looks fantastic.

Holly Valance

Seems like half of our field is from the Land Down Under, so it seem appropriate that our final first round contestant is another Aussie. Holly Valance is most famous for her aspiring song writing. People soon figured out that she looks amazing in...well pretty much anything she puts on, so she started modeling and acting.

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