Denise Richards provides the the 7th inning stretch for the Wrigley faithfulThe lovely actress Denise Richards is a Cubs fan(or so she says), and if any of you know me very well, you know that a girl that likes the Cubs, or is decked out in Cubs gear immediately becomes a million times hotter to me as I'm a diehard Cubs fan. Well today Denise had me salivating as she was decked out in Cubbie blue. She had the honor of singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at the home of the Cubs, Wrigley Field.
So the looks for Denise today, amazing. The vocals, not so much. I've seen probably over a thousand renditions of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame", which of course the late, great Harry Caray would sing in the middle of the seventh inning, better known as the seventh inning stretch.
I've seen Nascar driver Jeff Gordon refer to Wrigley Field as Wrigley Stadium.
I've seen Mike Ditka show up late and tired after sprinting to the press box, and sang the song faster than the Nationals fell out of contention this year, completely out of breath.
I've seen Ozzy Ozbourne sing the song in a language that only he can understand.
I'd seen it all with this song celebrating America's Pastime, or so I thought. That was until Denise Richards grabbed the mic today:
Yikes. However, if the rest in attendance or viewing on television were like myself, they were so lost in her eyes that they barely even noticed how badly she sang the song.
So you're okay in our book Denise. Even if you didn't provide the proper seventh inning stretch, you at least provided one in the pants of many males.
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The Cubs gear excuses all, she's a goddess. Great post Matt.
I dated her but had to punt the high maintenance biotch.
you beat to posting this. I think I liked most how she referred to the words on the paper. I think my 4 year old daughter can sing that song already.
Yeah, it's pretty sad. Not as bad as the people that sing the national anthem and butcher it, but still.
Oh, and there's a -very- good chance this video gets taken down off YouTube. So if it is and you happen to be here on the comments, please post a comment saying the video is down because believe it or not, we don't go through every single post every single day :).
Her hotness excuses the fact that she's dumb as a brick.
I could never be mad at someone who let Neve Campbell pour champagne on her tits no matter how horrible she sings.
Amen.
Hey d-bags! Her beauty is only skin deep, if you can get past the wrinkles that is. Don't you know that she's actually really f-kg stupid?? When you speak of a woman in the goddess scenario, shouldn't you include the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation? Have fun with your idolatry and bottle of jergens. I'll make sure not to shake hands with any cubs fans.
Um... why would I want to have a legitimate conversation with her?
Hey d-bags! Her beauty is only skin deep, if you can get past the wrinkles that is. Don't you know that she's actually really f-kg stupid?? When you speak of a woman in the goddess scenario, shouldn't you include the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation? Have fun with your idolatry and bottle of jergens. I'll make sure not to shake hands with any cubs fans.
The dude above that stated this, must have a wife whose face looks like Albert Pujol's anus.
Nice blog Mr Clapp