Jermaine O'neal exercised his 23 million dollar option today. That means that the Heat get to devote a substantial chunk of cash to a man who averaged 13 and 6 last year.

The good news is, in these trying economic times, the Heat may be signing me to play the small forward in order to make payroll. I've been waiting forever to unleash my three inch vertical leap and 5'8" body on the league. And the strippers...oh the strippers.

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