Economic Stimulus Package: NBA Style | Sharapova's Thigh

Economic Stimulus Package: NBA Style

Posted by Poorly Acquitted | 7/10/2009 09:00:00 AM | ,

Good news Thigh fans.

Things might be a little tight in your pockets right now. It could be for reasons other than you sitting on the couch all day while chugging beer and eating sausages.

We have a relief package that y'all will lap up like condensed milk.

You don't need to watch the NBA next year. There are only a handful of title contenders for the 2009-2010 season, so you don't need to watch. You can focus on the NFL, MLB, the workers strike in South Africa, the hotness of Lane Kiffin's wife, thinking about the undeniable fact that Red Beans and Rice with spicy sausage is the best meal on the planet, whether that smell coming from your laundry hamper should concern you. You know, important things.

Don't watch the NBA next year. Don't spend $$ on NBA tickets next year. Don't buy beer to enjoy with the game. Work late and ignore the temptation to watch.

Just thought you'd be glad to know.

Oh and those teams with the odds of winning the championship.

Lakers 5:2

Celtics 7:1

Magic 7:1

Caviliers 7:1

Nuggets 12:1

Spurs 12:1

So save your $$$. Buy some more sausages. Buy a stock portfolio. Eat some red beans and rice.

And no, the Mavs, Pistons, Hawks are still not close to being title contenders. The Trailblazers, Rockets, Hornets and Jazz all got worse.

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