I just got back from a weekend at the beach and the first highlight I saw on the ESPN was Shane Victorino going absolutely bonkers on Ed Rapuano. Victorino was ejected for arguing balls and strikes from center field!!

Are you joking me?? A player got ejected for arguing balls and strikes from 200 some-odd feet away. Wow. That's unreal.

All I can think is that Victorino busted out the Crash Davis classic,

"That was a cock-sucking call."

"Did you just call me a cock-sucker?"

"No, I said it was a cock-sucking call."


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