Douchebag supreme is dating the Thigh Goddess? You cannot be serious.

Frequent Thigh readers know how much we support the Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova. However, something's apparently going on in Maria's life that I just cannot support.

Reports are that Maria and Lakers guard Sasha Vujacic are dating. Sasha fucking Vujacic. Maria, you could do much, much, much, much, much MUCH better than this. Hell, basically anybody in the NBA not named Robert Swift, Joakim Noah, or Shelden Williams.

I fear this is going to hurt our reputation.


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