Last year on the day Michael Jackson died, these two hatchet wounds were IRONICALLY writing shitty music. I was IRONICALLY in Disneyland, AKA Michael's hedonistic playground.

When I found out about MJ, I thought about making a shitty, self-promoting, unsentimental, shallow YouTube video. But unfortunately. these two beat me to it...

Please try to make it all the way through. It's so worth it. I did, and it put a little jump in my step on this beautiful Friday.




That was for you bubbles .....


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