January 2010 | Sharapova's Thigh

Thigh of the Week: Veronika London

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/31/2010 05:15:00 PM | , ,

Veronika London
"The Megan Fox Of Hollywood North"

Say hello to a new thigh superstar. Veronika London is a 22-year-old Canadian(well, she lives there but was born in Mexico) actress and model.

The first woman that Veronika London reminded me of was the champion of our 2008 Hot Ladies Tournament, Megan Fox. And it appears I'm not the only one that sees the similarities. Maxim referred to Veronika as "The Megan Fox of Hollywood North" when she was featured in the magazine.

Along with getting recognized in various magazines for her hotness talent, Veronika's also starting to get some television and film opportunities. Small roles so far, but we know with a body like her's, she could be getting chances like Megan Fox has in no time. I'd say she also has a chance to do another thing Megan's done: take a nice ride on the road to the Thighnal Four.

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A 21-year-old Chinese woman is planning to get plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba. Her ex-boyfriend has a psycho-esque obsession with Alba, and she's willing to basically transform herself into Alba so that he'll date her again:

"I'm not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend, but for myself. I am a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it."

Liu Qi, an official at the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital, said the woman would need eyebrow lifting, eyelid reshaping and nose reconstruction to look like Alba, the star of Sin City and Fantastic Four.

"There's no worry about the expense and it is technically practicable," Liu was quoted as saying. "But the face-lift is irreversible and we hope that she would take it seriously."

The woman, who works for a web firm, described to the newspaper how her Alba-obsessed 28-year-old ex-boyfriend hung photos of the actress on his walls and stored her image on his mobile phone.

The man demanded Xiaoqing do her make-up as Alba does, even when she slept, and gave her a blonde wig for Christmas, which he asked her to wear all the time.

She told the newspaper they broke up last month when she threw her wig and fake eyelashes to the ground after people laughed at her.

But afterwards, she said she reconsidered.

"I love him very much.... that's why I always followed his opinions. I don't want to lose him," the newspaper quoted her as saying.

Link(Fox News)

The readers of the Thigh know how much I like Jessica Alba, but even I think this is ridiculously insane. Xiaoqing(as this woman identified herself), I'm thinking that maybe your first priority shouldn't be to go through with this surgery, but to avoid this Charles Manson-like dude for the rest of your life. Seeing a psychologist and getting some self-confidence might not be a bad idea either, although I think it's fair to say homeboy could use the therapy a bit more.

We never have a problem with a grade-A thigh, but be yourself ladies, and be proud of it. There's a ton of guys out there that will like you for who you are. Don't let idiot douchebags control your life.

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Down goes no. 1!

Posted by FlyAtTheThigh | 1/26/2010 09:34:00 PM

I'm supposed to be at work very shortly, so I'll keep it quick.

Ky. Good at jelly. Bad at beating South Carolina in anything.


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Miranda Kerr Goes Bikini Shooting

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/26/2010 03:30:00 AM | , ,

Supermodel and Thigh of the Week alum, Miranda Kerr, was in the Caribbean yesterday to do some photo shooting... in a bikini on the beach. That's a recipe for success when you're as adorable as Miranda with a body tighter than spandex. I bring you premium Australian thigh(on Australian day even) in a bikini...

Now, if she could just break up with that mega doucher in Orlando Bloom, we'd be much happier.

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Sucky movies about Sucking Monsters

Posted by FlyAtTheThigh | 1/24/2010 11:30:00 AM | ,

Let's start with a fact: I've never seen a Twilight movie or read a Twilight book. I have seen episodes of True Blood, but it's not gay because I watch it with alcohol. Anything you do with alcohol, as long as it's not actual man sex, is not gay. Look it up.

I despise these vampire love story movies, Twilight being the big one. It is perhaps the most ridiculous premise of any movie not named "From Justin to Kelly". My understanding of these movies is that girl falls in love with Vampire. I know that's what happens in True Blood, at least, and my best guess is that sweet necrophilia is the number one theme in the Twilight movies. If it's not, well fuck me.

Sleeping with vampires is creepy. There's no two ways about it. Vampires are supposed to be dead. Dead! Nevermind the fact that sleeping with dead people is weird, but how does a dead body, which purportedly no longer have blood pumping though it, maintain an erection? Huh? How does a vampire maintain an erection!*

*Personally, I think that vampires would be perfect spokesmen for Viagra, although that would continue the creepiness.

Next, let's take a look at it economically. There's a basic supply-and-demand problem that comes with all of these vampire lovers. If corpses start to steal away the ladies, then what's next for people like me? It's more than a little bit emasculating to see corpses getting more action than me to start with, but then when you add the fact that these corpses are demonic creatures who live by eating other people...and they're still more desirable than me...that's a recipe for ritualistic suicide.

When I was a child a billion years ago, people were scared of vampires. It was a big thing to dress up as to scare people. Now it's a device to score on match.com.

And spare me this nonsense about how it's the fantasy aspect that is so attractive. Winnie the Pooh is fantasy as well and I don't see a bunch of eligible women begging to be 'stuffed with fluffing' by a large, yellow bear.

In closing, I hate the entire concept of vampire love story movies/books/tv shows. They're gross on the surface and stupid when explored. If women want to be with the dead, go seek out Al Davis. At least you don't have to worry about him taking a chunk out of your neck. Unless you're Jamarcus Russell.

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Thigh of the Week: Ashley Greene

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/20/2010 08:45:00 PM | ,

Ashley Greene

Finally, a TOTW! It's been almost a couple of months since we last honored a woman on here, so we decided to choose a thigh that's been long overdue for this prestigious award. Ashley Greene is a 22-year-old(23 in February) American actress. She's known best for her role as Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies, but I'm hoping that's not where you know her from. Anyway, she's one of the biggest rising stars in the babeosphere right now, and you'll likely be seeing a lot more of her around here.

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