Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen recently joined Twitter, meaning we're just going to get more crazy quotes from the crazy dude. Today, we got this from him:


Link(Ozzie Guillen's Twitter)

So there you have it: Suburban Phoenix destroys Venezuela in the danger category.


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Blake Lively

Major screw-up by me... I had Blake Lively listed on our "Thigh of the Week" sidebar for months. However, the link took you to the Denise Milani page. After a thorough(five minutes in the site archives and on Google) search, no TOTW page is coming up for Lively. We've featured her much on the site, including in the 2009 Hot Ladies Tournament, so this really is odd. Anyway, even if we did it and it just disappeared, we of course needed to honor her again. So here we go...

Blake's a 22-year-old American actress best known for her role in the show Gossip Girl, alongside former Thigh of the Week Leighton Meester. Well, you could argue that she's best know in the babeosphere for her long legs. Really, I don't feel like writing much more about her because we've done it many times on the site before. You know her.


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Cheryl Cole/Tweedy is now single! The Thigh of the Week alum and soccer star Ashley Cole are breaking off their marriage, after rumors of Ashley going all Tiger on her:

Cheryl Cole has split from husband Ashley Cole.

The Fight for This Love singer - who has been left devastated by allegations the soccer player cheated on her with five women - has decided to end her three-year marriage after returning from Los Angeles.

A statement from her public relations company Supersonic PR said: "Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time."

A source said: "Cheryl has decided enough is enough and she is going to divorce him. She has told Ashley to get out of the family home because she does not wish to see him.

Link(TVNZ)

It seems she's already trying to show men what she has to offer, in case they didn't already know for some reason. The famed thigh and its tattoo are exposed in Los Angeles:


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That's what Michael Phelps wore in preparation for his interview with NBC's Bob Costas during the Winter Olympics. He'd take the hat off for the interview, but the scarf still keeps this one as quite a fashion fail. Additionally, the interview was indoors, making the scarf worthless. Even Craig Sager would be shaking his head at this.

Anyway, you can watch the interview here.

(Photo courtesy of nbcolympics.com)


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First off, let me say that this video involves a college student at Kent State working as a sideline reporter, so we're not going to trash the kid. For all we know, this was his first time in front of a camera, or at least one of the first times.

But... yeah. This is really uncomfortable. It's not quite "Boom Goes The Dynamite", but it's something. It's tough to get through...



And if Jon's reading this, shake it off dude. You'll only get better at the job, and at least you have a chance at being famous!


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Every now and then, Clapp and I discuss...things. This occurred about five minutes ago:

Fly

the fuck? the bulls traded aaron gray??
7:23pm

Matt

yeah awhile ago hahaha
7:23pm

Fly

that team is being run into the ground!
7:24pm

Matt

lol
7:24pm

Fly

where are they gonna get their token white play from now?
7:27pm

Matt is offline.


And scene. So as you can see: 1) I know nothing about the NBA and 2) Matt doesn't take kindly to my insinuation that the Bulls have no white game anymore.

As you were, people.


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