Here she is: Jessica Alba, my valentine.

And if she looks as good tonight on our (hopeful) date as she did at the British Academy Film Awards yesterday in London, I don't know how I'm going to keep myself together.

I'm sitting here sweating and drooling as I look these photos, which she took for me presumably. She clearly wanted to remind me that I need to bring my A+++++ game tonight.

I suppose I'll let you see the photos too. Feel free to be as jealous of me as possible:



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